[04 May 2006|10:00pm] Joey Diamonds People Iced: Twelve Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs Arms Broken: Twenty Five Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two Tongues Cut Off: Seven Biggest Enemy: The Tooth Puller Get Your HITMAN Name post comment

I want this for my desk [16 Apr 2006|12:26pm] 2 comments|post comment

a list [11 Apr 2006|10:04pm] 1. whiper blades for the van x3 2. change oil 3. rotate tires or buy new ones you asshole 4. fish filers 5. *fix sunglasses 6. get a haircut 7. test bethany's fish water 8. clean oscar and cichlid tanks 9. buy T-5 wire strippers and tie snips 10.laundry laundry laundry! 11.*price around for digicams 12. clean apt. waaayyy nice. 13.*buy tank tops.... summers a-comin. 14.*Guitar strings + picks 15.*save $2000, yea right... look at all the expensive shit on this list. 16. call sprint and update my cell phone plan. 17. *Find a new book to read, perferably the sequel to Beat to Quarters 18. *test drive certified used hyundai's *items that can wait. $$$ dont come easy. post comment

[11 Apr 2006|09:31pm] attn: i would tell you to fuck off if it didnt look like you had already. post comment

mission select [07 Apr 2006|04:12pm] objective: find new friends who will want to hang out and shit. 3 comments|post comment

[21 Mar 2006|09:20pm] http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=56592.67284&Mytoken=F9FEB8F7-9AEE-1261-F2BF15543F71649159955440 go here!!!! my birthday post comment

[20 Mar 2006|06:42pm] xPatioFurniturex: Where you headed?... Catfish Widow: dunno yet Catfish Widow: jail maybe Catfish Widow: you down? xPatioFurniturex: Jail is no place for me.. If movies are any indication of whats it like, Ill never be able to shit on that toilet.. Catfish Widow: haha post comment

[28 Jan 2006|11:32am] No ones out on a Friday night kick around this corner light waiting for revalation call you up on the telephone leave a message theres no one home nothing but fragmentation i heard your story it, doesnt fit right i thought tonight would be our night you better watch whos patience you drain when you say "im gonna see you again" bringing on degradation try not look them in thier face thinking that you'll never leave a trace such a cold mutilation i heard your story it, doesnt fit right i thought tonight would be our night like im living in a dead city post comment

[26 Jan 2006|05:14pm] theres a guy at my work who looks like a battle-toad ps. on my search for battle toads pictures i found this.... ...holy crap you guys 2 comments|post comment

[11 Jan 2006|04:22pm] FOR SALE Seymour Duncan Signiture Dimebucker awesome condition. super crisp metal crunch, high DC resistance and awesome resonant peak! Awesome for super resonant screams and ghostpicking 50 bucks mother fuckers! letting it go for cheap. retails for 129.99 post comment

new tattoo [06 Jan 2006|07:34pm] 2 comments|post comment

merry Rock-mas! [15 Dec 2005|04:34pm] 1 comment|post comment

[15 Dec 2005|04:02pm] i need a cheap haircut not done by a clown........ post comment

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[16 Nov 2005|11:10pm] [ mood | alright ] [ music | the rolling stones- before they make me run ] 1 comment|post comment

[09 Nov 2005|02:55pm] [ mood | irritated ] [ music | Turbo negro- Turbo Negro hates the kids ] 1. What time did you get up this morning? 9am 2. Diamonds or pearls? Fag... 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Kingdom of Heaven 4. What is your favorite TV show? RENO 911 5. What did you have for breakfast? Meatloaf 6. What is your middle name? Kien 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Pho 8. What foods do you dislike? Bleu Cheese Crumbles. Sour Cream 9. What is your favorite chip? Coney Dog 10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Paul Simon Anthology 11. What kind of car do you drive? 1995 dodge Caravan, the silver bullet 12. What is your favorite sandwich? BLT or French Dip, if not, then Vietnamese hogey 13. What characteristics do you despise? Stuck up, pretentious 14. Favorite item of clothing? Belt 15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Back to NYC, that or London 16. What color is your bathroom? Coral Fantasy 17. Favorite brand of clothing: Ben Davis 19. Favorite time of day? Time to get Crunk 20. Where were you born? Pascagoula, MS 21. Favorite sport to watch? English League Football 22. Who do you least expect to do this meme? Fags 23. Person you expect to do it first? i am a drooly retarded fuck shit piss. 24. What type of detergent do you use? Downy ball 25. Coke or Pepsi? Cocaine 26. Are you a morning person or night owl? Creatures of the night! 27. What size shoe do you wear? 12, 11 1/2 in chucks 28. Do you have pets? Fish 1 Astronotus ocellatus, 2 Hypostomus plecostomus, 1 Peckoltia pulcher, 3 Cyphotalapia Frontosa, 1 Labeo erythrurus, 1 Tetraodon biocellatu, 2 Anomalochromis thomasi 3 Carassius auratus..... YEAH!! Dogs Lilly- red brindle american pitbull terrier Katrina-English Foxhound Cats Skud-Domestic longhair Exotics Little-Black Syrian Hamster 29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? The Cell 30. What did you want to be when you were little? i wanted to drive a huge tractor 31. Favorite Candy Bar? Almond Joy bitches 32. What is your best childhood memory? rock and roll 33. What are 3 different jobs you have had in your life? Waiter Chef Sales Associate 34.What color underwear are you wearing? Blue 35. Nicknames: Catfish and "Asshole" 36. Piercing? 2 lip rings 1 septum 37. Eye color? Brown 38. Ever been to Africa? no but ive been to new orleans 39. Ever been toilet papered? everyone knows better 40. Love someone so much it made you cry? skud 41. Been in a car accident? yea man 42. Croutons or bacon bits? durkey 43. Favorite day of the week? wednesday 44. Favorite restaurant? PHO hung, Tien Hong 45. Favorite flower? Venus Fly Trap 46. Favorite ice cream? Straw-fuckin-berry 47. Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney 48. Favorite fast food restaurant? Muchos 49. What color is your bedroom carpet? Hardwood floor color 50. How many times did you fail your driver's test? None. 51. From whom did you get your last e-mail? Mike and lisa 52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Chevron 53. What do you do most often when you are bored? Smoke, guitar 55. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? fuck you 56. Last person you ate out with? adam and scott 57. Ford or Chevy? 1995 dodge caravan 58. What are you listening to right now? Turbo Negro 61. How many tattoos do you have? My right forearm, left bisept and my chest 62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Didnt your know that lightning struck a pile of goo and single cell organisms magically appeared? post comment

[25 Oct 2005|08:37pm] [ music | david bowie-scary monsters ] i Got my guitar out of the shop and it's BALLS! now all i need are origional gibson pickups, preferably 68's... took my VHT pitbull apart and cleaned the whole thing out, suprisingly enough the tubes were in really good condition. anyway, my guitar sounds awesome and my amp is amazing......I AM UNSTOPPABLE post comment

[08 Oct 2005|04:59pm] what a lame ass day. my sister is an idiot and i want her to go home. my dad kissed me on the cheek today....what the hell??? 1 comment|post comment

[08 Oct 2005|02:14pm] DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE! ps. Ive never had a secret agenda post comment

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